One True Pairing.
that girl’s a true friend
I’ve seen this so many times, and I never stop laughing at how CLEVER that is!
so i guess on facebook funimation voted trisha elric best mother but i think we all know who the best mommy award goes to
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Biology more like BYEology because I’m out
math more like no
a man steals a painting from a museum and puts it in the back of his van
he drives for three miles before he inevitably slows down and gets out, credit card and empty gas container in hand
the police come up and ask him “what are you doing? this is an arrest!”
he looks at them and says
“I need more Monet to buy Degas to make this Van Gogh!”
this is the final straw im leaving tumblr
he only did it because he had nothing Toulouse
an house full of yomiels basically
Jesus let’s hope the neighbours don’t have any cockatoos
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
what do you call an apology written in dots and dashes
Seven week old puppies playing with mommy.